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May 04, 2011

Leaked Photos From Aftermath of Raid Show Three Men Valiantly Defending All That They Hold To Be Good And Right and Bleeding Like Stuck Pigs But Mostly Bleeding Like Stuck Pigs

Gory stuff, so content warning.

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No Osama. Why? Because these were snapped by a Pakistani official, who then sold them to Reuters. No Osama picture because we carted his ass away to dump it in the ocean to be eaten by Hebrew eels.

You Made The Mistake of Bringing a Gun To a Gunfight, Except You Brought a Water-Gun: Ch-ch-ch-check it out -- one turd-blossom died with a squirt gun beneath him.

No, but really, it probably belonged to one of the verminspawn living here.

Gif thanks to Aaron.

But Seriously: This puts pressure on Obama to release the SEAL's pictures.

Why? Because stupid Islamist nutters are going to say that the lack of an Osama picture means he escaped or turned into a Force Ghost like Obi-Wan Kenobi.

And no, they will cannot be reasoned with on this point. It doesn't matter that we carted away Osama's cooling carcass before these pictures were taking. Nutters don't sweat details like that.

And since these pictures are out there -- including, I guess, Osama Jr. -- well that's all the inflaming the awful Arab Street needs anyway.

What's Reuters Doing? Look at this Reuters story announcing they've gotten the photos.

Now look at the photo to the left. It's apparently some astronaut-practice, on earth.

But the point is: What I take from this is that this is faked just like the Moon landing.

I don't think Reuters intended this -- after all, they paid money for these pictures and it's their scoop -- but it is a very inadvisable juxtaposition.

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