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April 25, 2011

Levi Johnston To Affix Name To Book To Be Written By Author To Be Unnamed Later

Yeah, Levi Johnston's got a book deal. It will be called, no seriously, Deer In The Headlights: My Life In Sarah Palin's Crosshairs.

Let me note, for all of you Palin fans, that there is one huge benefit were Palin to withdraw from public life: The moment she becomes a purely private citizen, Levi Johnston is forced to begin working for a living, and by "working for a living," I mean playing the part of Naive Redneck Twink-Boy in gay porno movies at $300 a pop (and I do choose my words carefully).

And no, I don't want to see that. I just want to know it's going on.

I know men can't get pregnant, but I want Levi Johnston to have as good a shot at it as physically endurable.


Thanks to Jane D'Oh.


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