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April 18, 2011

Overnight Thread- Dreaded Tax Day Edition [CDR M]

Evening Moron Nation! Maet couldn't make it tonight so I'm filling in at the last minute.

I saw this mini-documentary the other day and it's a tremendous look into the life of a strange creature that many of us have known in our lives. Perhaps, some of us have been this creature. Some still are. This creature? Why, it's The Douche. Be afraid, very afraid. (video after the break).

This is an interesting top 10 list. Quite timely with all this budget talk going on. The World's 10 Costliest Militaries.
Military spending among all countries totaled $1.63 trillion last year, but that was up just 1.3% from the year before. Spending includes weapons, soldiers and the cost of maintaining a country’s military infrastructure.

Do note that Obama's 2012 budget wants to spend THREE times this much in 2012.

Speaking of weapons, this is damn cool. I wonder how Erica the Bow-F*cker would like this? Too small?

Pretty big day on This Day In History. The 1906 SF Earthquake. Paul Revere and William Dawes warn of British Attack in 1775. Chinese students protest government in 1989. Doolittle leads raid on Tokyo. Journalist Ernie Pyle killed at Okinawa. Suicide bomber destroys US Embassy in Beirut. Grace Kelly and Prince Rainier get married.

On this day in 1775, British troops march out of Boston on a mission to confiscate the American arsenal at Concord and to capture Patriot leaders Samuel Adams and John Hancock, known to be hiding at Lexington. As the British departed, Boston Patriots Paul Revere and William Dawes set out on horseback from the city to warn Adams and Hancock and rouse the Minutemen.

So, um, you car shop guys. Is this really the secret trick to getting your car to perform better or does this only work on "alternative" cars with "alternative" people?

Man Dressed As Mannequin Arrested In Ladies Room At The Mall. Super freak material here.

Hardman told Birmingham Magistrates' Court he felt "sexual gratification out of everything that goes on in women's toilets".

Anyone want to bet me that his favorite movie is Mannequin?

Random cute dog picture to ease the pain of tax day.

Interesting read. America In The Hands Of A Professional Military.

In light of it being Tax Day, here is 10 Strangest Tax Deductions.

Retired lawyer William G. Halby attempted to claim $113,537 worth of “therapeutic sex,” “massage therapy,” and “pornography in lieu of Viagra” on his 2002 tax return. Halby had been frequenting illegal prostitutes and massage parlors claiming that the services provided were a medical necessity. This creative fellow claimed the sex he had with prostitutes was therapeutic in that frequent orgasms decreased his erectile dysfunction and erotic massages relieved his osteoarthritis.

That's all I got tonight Moron Nation. CDR M signing off.

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