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February 02, 2011

Enhance And Zoomify!

Ever watch a crime show where they endlessly enhance and/or filter and/or apply Zapruder Algorithms to mine additional visual information?

Ever wonder, as I do, that if all these ordinary crap cameras are capable of displaying that level of fine detail, how come they don't, you know, display that level of fine detail when you take a picture?

Anyway, here's a parody of the Enhance and Zoomify thing you have probably seen too much of on cop shows. Mild language warning for a few f-bombs and such.

From Gizmodo, thanks to gg.

posted by Ace at 02:14 PM

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