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November 03, 2026

Election Night ONT

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Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Election Night ONT. Appreciate you stopping by. Election discussion continues. Also - Open thread, as always. Anything else on YOUR mind tonight?


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Some stuff to read while you await final(?) results

Election Technology Through the Years (from 2023)

The History of Voting Technology

Voting Equipment

A Brief Illustrated History of Voting


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How about a different type of old school voting tech?

Remember when the MLB All-Star voting took place mostly(?) by fans on paper ballots? Go to a big league game in the early months of the season, and they'd hand out punch card style ballots.

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In later years, the ballots had cool cover art

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2014 was the last year of paper ballots for MLB. All voting moved to online / digital formats after that.


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From our friend scampydog

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My first thought was, "At least it's not the Black Panthers." Then i wondered if an AED was worse...

Nice job, Doggo!


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Something for our friend TJM

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DJ Doof - Election Theme Edition








That last one is pretty obscure. You might recall Rhythm Corps from this minor radio hit of theirs from the late 80s -- which also fits the theme


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