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November 18, 2010

Overnight Open Thread

60 Years of TV Catch Phrases in 134 Seconds

That's right - entire sections of your brain are devoted to remembering this stuff.




The Problem With Sarah Palin
I like Palin a lot but I have to agree Don Surber's points about her weaknesses. Right now I'd consider her like Reagan circa 1970 - very popular on the right but probably not ready enough to make the independents comfortable with her.

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Could Sam Kinison Make It Today?
Probably not. Sadly comics were a lot more free back in the 80's than they are now due to today's all pervasive political correctness. It's hard to believe that Kinison has been gone for nearly 20 years now. Before he became a comic he was a minister and you can still hear hints of sermonizing in his routines. He was just 38 years old when he was killed by a drunk driver.

More Advice From A Cartoon Princess
On living with guys and which women you can trust.

How To Make Skittles Vodka
Short version: val-u-rite + skittles = RAINBOW!

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Uh oh: The USB Porn Detector Stick
All law enforcementyour wife has to do is plug it into your computer and it will find all the porn on it:

“It’s gotta be done out in the open,” he said. “If you don’t do it out in the open, it just adds to the further sense of secrecy that surrounds pornography, and a pornography addiction thrives on secrecy. The wife needs to let the husband know that that’s what’s she’s doing. In essence, give him the opportunity, or kids if they have teenagers, or so on, to say, this is a problem for me.”
Or do a quick backup and encryption.
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CHUDs Under Las Vegas
Okay the article doesn't actually say that they're cannibalistic, but I think we can all fill in the blanks here.

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When Dolphins Attack
Yeah it's all fun and games until it's your wife that get raped.

Six Lifestyle Changes That Signal you are “Growing Up”
Not only do hangovers suck more as you get older, but you've also got shit you have to get done the next day.

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Yahoo group. That is all.

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