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Overnight Open Pre-Hallow’s Eve ThreadIt was a dark and stormy ONT… Some mood music: The Compleat Online H.P. Lovecraft: In case you need to brush up on your Cthulhu Mythos studies while the stars reel sickeningly overhead. The site apparently contains his entire body of work…if you dare enter. From “The Mountains of Madness:” "At the time his shrieks were confined to the repetition of a single mad word of all too obvious source:" Aw shit…I gave away the ending. Let me make it up to you with a bonus cheerleader below the fold... ![]() Spooky: A Cell-Phone Turns up in a Charlie Chaplin Movie? Nah, but it’s Halloween Eve so just go with the flow, would'ja? With Friends like These… ”According to a police report, the incident occurred October 23 at an apartment in the 800 block of Pine Street. The victim told police he was shirtless and on his hands and knees cleaning a shower at his friend's apartment when he suddenly felt a warm liquid being poured over his body. He soon felt an intense pain and realized he was on fire.” Added: It occurs to me that maybe the term "cleaning a shower" might be something I should look up in the The Urban Dictionary? I'm a little naive about these things. They were just funnin’ with him though… The victim told police that the friends visited him at the hospital the day after the incident and said the whole thing was meant to be a prank. They reportedly told him that they'd done that type of activity before and that nobody had been hurt, but they said "they used a different type of fluid" in the previous pranks. Like what…urine? But I’m sure all is forgiven and as soon as his skin crusts over and the oozing pus is under control he’ll be back cleaning his buddy’s shower once again. You know, Cthulhu would never set you on fire if you were cleaning HIS shower, would he? ![]() And for no Particular Reason, the World’s Largest Model Railroad: Or so they claim. I’ll stack up my 3 foot Lionel closed loop against this any day of the week. Cocky-ass Krauts... Project Cockholster, Re-branded: I mentioned it last week but didn’t follow up on it. I can’t find the damned original post because there’s no actual search function on this here blog. To summarize, the idea was that if every comment in the ONT included “cockholster” then we’d show up as the number one return on a Google search for the word. And bless yer dark, shriveled hearts you delivered. But for whatever reason we never moved up beyond #13 or so. So say we all? Eh, why bother. You’ll let me down once again. Just like you did with Project Bacon Emancipation. *sniffle* Happy Baturday! They’re always at their cutest just before they bleed you dry… Tool: They’re always at their cutest just before they create really creepy and depressing vids… Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to xgenghisx@gmail.com. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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