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October 19, 2010

Why Are Women In The Tea Party?

"I have no idea."

"Sarah Palin?"

"I don't know."

This from the scary-smart braintrust at MSNBC's Morning Joe panel.

They moved on to discuss how, well, perhaps women join because many women are in charge of the family checkbook and are sensitive to how money is spent, etc.

Now, you might think most MSNBC contributors are retards, and you would be correct. However, this marks a moment of personal development for these snot-drooling imbeciles. Although they have sailed past RealityLand once again (where women join and lead the Tea Party FOR THE SAME REASONS EVERYBODY ELSE DOES), they're getting closer.

They sense somehow, some way, that this must have something to do with money, and that people think about money, and came up with "Eureka! Women must be having thoughts about money."

And they did not accuse us of being three-toothed trailer-livin' cousin-kissin' chicken-rapin' redneck hilbilly racists. For once.

See what I'm getting at? It's shocking.

These wretched dullards were actually able to set their corroded, calcified brains on an issue (which is no issue at all, really, but still), and in a once-in-a-lifetime flash of semi-mediocrity, deviated from a well-worn scratch in their broken record.

You grabbin' on to this? A panel full of clueless overpaid elitist pricks whose biggest contribution to the world is smelly water vapor didn't use this opportunity to launch a three-part series on how 'racism is surging among our nation's women.' This is a huge breakthrough.

This crack panel of mental defectives finally put their finger two inches away from the edge of the thing that has been screaming in their faces for two years.

This here comments section is reserved for applause, congratulations, and supportive messages of encouragement for these unbelievably thick muttonheads.

Use a thesaurus, it's fun.

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