David Piffle: Unless The GOP Literally Wins Every House and Senate Seat and Governorship and Lesser Office In Play, It's a "Colossal Failure" (And I'm Not Exaggerating, Piffle Said That)

No, really. Piffle, or, I guess, correctly spelled, Poofle, said that.

So, um, here's the bar for our "success." If we don't make it, it's a "colossal failure" and Obama is vindicated.

Trying to reshape expectations for the midterm elections, David Plouffe said Thursday that the Republicans should be expected to make a full sweep of Congress - and key gubernatorial races - given the environmental advantages they have. Anything less, he said, should be seen as a disgrace.

"By their definition, success is winning back the House, winning back the Senate and winning every major governor's race," Plouffe, Obama's 2008 campaign manager, said. "When you've got winds this strong in your favor, that's the kind of election you need to have - or it should be considered a colossal failure."

Anyone ever sort of notice that maybe liberals and the media really sort of put the bar for the success of Retard King Obama pretty damn low?

Apparently he'll now shock the world as the New Comeback Kid of a single Republican loses.

You know what, David Piffle? I can live with the sort of colossal failure you're offering me.

Thanks to Slublog again, who is really showing me something with his easy tips, while other cobloggers are offering me stuff I have to think about and stuff.

I hate the other cobloggers.

posted by Ace at 03:47 PM

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