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October 02, 2010

Dilettantish unqualified poser masquerading as POTUS who takes vacations constantly whines: "I'd appreciate a little break"

Dude, maybe you should have looked at the job description a little closer before signing up for 4 years.

Being president is a 7x24x365 job performed while living in a fishbowl and scrutinized with a microscope. Its not a 9-5 union gig where you don't have to take the job home with you.

You better get used to being woken up in the middle of the night over a coup in some obscure corner of the globe. You better get used to having your waffles interrupted by generals who need an executive decision NOW on how to respond to some deteriorating situation in a rathole somewhere.

Yea, this job you so eagerly sought is going to leave your Wagyu cold sometimes, and that arugula will be kinda wilted by the time you get back to it on occasion.

Maybe this job isn't what you really thought it would be? Maybe you might be better off in another position?

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posted by Purp at 03:22 PM

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