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August 23, 2010

The Onion: Time Will Introduce New Version of Magazine... For Adults

Sometimes the Onion is funny.

Sometimes the Onion is cruel.

Sometimes the Onion in on the attack against a target despised by the right.

Sometimes the Onion is actually all three.

Stolen from Hot Air, this is just the most deadpan-deadly attack on Time Magazine possible.


The following video -- Al Qaeda Cancels Planned Terror Attack, Fearing It Could Do Damage to Author of "Twilight" Series -- is pretty good too.

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