Sometimes the Onion is funny.
Sometimes the Onion is cruel.
Sometimes the Onion in on the attack against a target despised by the right.
Sometimes the Onion is actually all three.
Stolen from Hot Air, this is just the most deadpan-deadly attack on Time Magazine possible.
The following video -- Al Qaeda Cancels Planned Terror Attack, Fearing It Could Do Damage to Author of "Twilight" Series -- is pretty good too.