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July 29, 2010

Oh No: Enquirer Claims Levi Johnston May Father A New Baby, And Not By Bristol

There's a lot of thinks and believes and may bes in this article.

Let's hope it's not true.

In the wake of handsome Levi Johnston's announcement that he's engaged to Palin's oldest daughter Bristol, one of his old girlfriends is about to give birth to a child she believes may be Levi's!

Levi Johnston doesn't have sperm; he has microscopic Tribbles.

If this is even possibly true -- that is, if there is reason for him to be worried about it... Kid, they're called rubbers, and they even come ribbed (for her pleasure).

Thanks to rdbrewer.

posted by Ace at 10:20 PM

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