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Overnight Open ThreadHello, hello all M&Ms. Be sure and give to Ace - for just $3 you can be an official Ace of Spades Ranger or Ace of Spades Spear-Carrier of Athena for you moronette types. Who needs a tote bag with a title like that? Fireworks! It's the time of year when a young man's fancy turns to well, explosives and pyrotechnics. So here's a little article on the hows and whys of fireworks going boom and how they're made. Mostly it's done by family-based professionals but you amateur types can order a kit here and make your own or if you're old school, look for "Fireworks & Explosives Like Granddad Used to Make" somewhere on bittorrent. And if you're really into fireworks, they also make a perfect way to distribute your ashes. ![]() Of course the first thing you have to do is get your hands on some decent pyrotechnics. So here's a state-by-state chart of the relevant fireworks laws. Of course even within a state county laws can differ and be much more strict. I remember having to beg and cajole my parents into driving the eight miles to nearest county line in Tennessee so I could convert my carefully saved allowance and lawn mowing money into Asian-made paper and gunpowder products. Which were soon completely destroyed. And yes Mom it WAS worth it. ![]() Disclaimer: Okay seriously don't blow yourself or any loved ones up. And the usual AoSHQ release of liability applies - we don't know nothing about nothing nohow nowhen noway and we've never seen that person before in our lives. And yes officer, I would like to have an attorney now please. Byrd Seat Special Election in 2010 May Happen Twilight: Eclipse - Jersey Shore Edition For much of his long life, a man like the now canonized late Sen. Robert Byrd made the early lives of men like Justice Clarence Thomas miserable. Contrast the present eulogies for Byrd with the past Senate hearings over Thomas. The Top 25 Conservatives on Twitter Thirty Years is a Long Time ![]() Charles Johnson: How ‘Ratatouille,’ and ‘The Incredibles’ Turned Me Right ![]() 'Manos: The Hands of Fate' II: Torgo Returns The 13 Smartest Porn Stars of All Time ![]() Why Men Are Attracted to Women With Small Feet These morphs were then rated for attractiveness by 77 heterosexual male students. The men were three-and-a-half times as likely to pick the short-footed morph as more attractive, and almost 10 times as likely to say it was more feminine, Atkinson and Rowe found. ![]() How to Cook Everything on the Grill Over the Course of the Summer ![]() The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla. And don't forget about the Job Bank. Tonight's post brought to you by kitteh recipes: ![]() Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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