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July 01, 2010

Just A Reminder That Ace-A-Thon ’10 Is Underway

Laura kicked it off in her own inimitable fashion but still plenty of time to pony up.

Once or twice a year we take it on ourselves to do what Ace won’t do for himself… demand you freeloaders pay up for all the shit he does ask you to support his work and keep this place a must read for all of us. It’s like our own version of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell…he never asks us to do this for him and we don’t tell him when it’s going to happen. Which when you think of it, is a hell of a way to make a living.

Let me explain to you how this works…

Step 1: You give Ace money by clicking on the PayPal button on the left (on the left Laura)

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Ace profits (just enough not to have to try and get a real job, leave the blog and force you to do your damn jobs instead of hanging out here all day. You don’t want that, do you?)

So please dig deep. Dig into your retirement savings, your kid’s college money, even your vodka fund. Of course I’m just kidding…about the vodka fund.

Celebrity Endorsements For Ace:

While Ace and I don’t see eye to eye on a lot of matters, we both agree that, um, releasing our second chakras ain’t cheap. First there’s the cost of the massage therapist, then there’s the dry cleaning and legal fees. All of that is followed by divorce lawyers and the loss of roughly half of your net worth.
-Al Gore

My sacred honor compels me to admit that I had sex with Ace of Spades. I’m not proud of this fact and I will not be speaking about it ever again. Or until tomorrow. Maybe later this evening. Oh, hell, just let me finish off this bottle of Valu-Rite and I’ll tell you all about it, which now that I think about is how I wound up have sex with Ace in the first place.
-Anonymous SC blogger

It is time that we put aside the false choices between subscribing to one more site featuring nothing but Busty Lesbian Pr0n and kicking a few bucks over to Ace of Spades. We as a nation can and must do better. Now, like you, I have inherited this dilemma from the previous administration and am now faced with an unprecedented internet crisis. But we must ask ourselves, what good is it watching two (or more) very attractive Asian women go at it if we can not then head over here to the HQ for the latest installment of “this and that but mostly that”? Our Busty Lesbian Pr0n would be lesser for it. We must not, we will not, let that happen.

Failure to support this worthy cause will lead to our ruination. Our chickens will have come home to roost as it were.

Can we support Ace of Spades? YES WE CAN!
-President Barack Obama

Where’s Joe?
-Paul Anka (Official Ace of Spades HQ crooner)

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