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July 01, 2010

King Moron Needs A Flea Dip And A New Gold Cap

Bump [Gabe]: So, like Lauraw said, Ace seems a little down what with the vaccinations and other issues that come from getting bit by a free-range, organic, and antibiotic-free homosapien. And I was considering some things that might cheer him up. Like a ten-part series of 2,000-word posts on the Law of the Sea Treaty.

Or you could . . . well, you heard the lady. Do you get what I'm sayin'?

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Good Afternoon Morons, nitwits, pinheads, dipshits, bitter partisan hacks, racist teabagging scum, douchebags, scuzzbuckets, puppet abusers and assorted uncategorized mental deficients.
I love each and every one of your bumpy little noggins.

Yes, it's that time again. We're passing the cup.

Just got an email from Ace, who is day-stalking a hobo under an overpass somewhere. He seems down.

The guy never complains about anything, but today he's bitching that he's snapped his favorite fillet knife, he's all out of wire ties, and his stash of freeze-dried hobo livers is running low.

To make matters worse, in a rare moment when he didn't have the upper hand, he suffered a nasty bite that needs attention just as soon as the tell-tale dental impression fades a bit. I asked him where he got the bite and he just said 'in the crawlspace.'

Ace never asks us to post a money bleg for him. We just do it because our own safety depends on him getting his medications in a timely manner.

Please click the paypal button (upper left sidebar) and toss the fuzzy feller a little coin if you could.

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