Girls Gone Wild, and Not In A Fun, Jamaican-Drum Three-Way-Kiss Way, Either

The sorority Pi Beta Phi is covering itself in all sorts of glory.

And also -- vomit and human feces.

For the second time in recent weeks, a chapter of the Pi Beta Phi sorority is being accused of drunkenly trashing a facility during a formal dance. At a March 6 party sponsored by the group's Ohio University chapter, attendees engaged in sex acts, used plates as "missiles" during food fights, vomited on carpets, defecated in urinals, and tried to tear off the clothes of a female bartender, according to a letter written by the director of the West Virginia art center where the formal was held.

In her April 6 letter to the sorority, a copy of which you'll find below, Abby Hayhurst, head of the Parkersburg Art Center, reported that catering staff witnessed "a couple engaging in sexual congress, while surrounded by a cheering throng," and that a bathroom sink was broken as a result of "one of your members and her date attempting to have sexual relations on it, an act which was witnessed by the event's caterer, who walked in on them." The art center, which reported the damage to the Parkersburg Police Department, is seeking about $47,000 from the sorority...

Maybe TSG has it right, but I think they're wrong to say this is the second problem with Phi Beta Phi in two weeks; the other complaint is about Phi Delta Phi at Miami (of Ohio).

That letter, too, complains of the stankwhore trinity of vomiting, public sex, and human feces. It's good to know the future ladies of America are now willfully engaging in behavior one previously could only find in a John Thomas German extreme-porn video.

Don't sororities and frats have differing names, though, and yet are part of the same organization? I dunno. I wasn't in one.

All I know is that if I had a daughter, and she wanted to join a sorority, I'd send her to Saudi Arabia's religious police for semester of beat-downs.

posted by Ace at 06:52 PM

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