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May 18, 2010

Haaaavard admitted student based on totally fake made up shit

Harvard is supposed to be the "best of the best", the "elite", right?

A Delaware man has been charged with faking his way into Harvard and duping the Ivy League school out of $45,000 in financial aid, grants and scholarships...
I'll give the kid this - he's gotta have an XL sized pair of stones, and super smooth line of bullshit; which is to say he's probably a future Democrat presidential candidate.

Come to think of it, our current president apparently attended Haaavard too and refuses to release any academic records. I'm just saying...

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posted by Purp at 12:49 PM

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