John McCain: What Do You Want to Hear Arizona?

I'll say it.

It's been quite an impressive week for J-Mac, who decided to re-clarify his position on immigration reform by declaring we have to secure the borders first before we take on comprehensive immigration reform.

"I believe that we can convince our Republican colleagues that we have to secure the border first," McCain said during an appearance on KFYI radio in Arizona. "There's no point of having immigration reform unless you can have the borders secure first."

Convince your colleagues? Hell, you couldn't even convince yourself John.

Kind of odd watching McCain fight harder to hold onto his Senate seat than he did to win the Presidency, but whatever. If you're buying, he's selling.

Last night Exurban Jon suggested that "by week's end, McCain will join the Minutemen". Seedubya joined in with "By week's end, McCain will call Tancredo a"pinko pantywaist who needs to start getting serious about defending our sovereignty" Dave: By this time next week, McCain will have led ICE raids on 37 Arizona businesses yelling "FEDERALES" and "NINGUNA CERVEZA NO PAZ"!

And it was on.

What about you? Got some Moron John McCain Predictions™? Throw em in the comments. The sky's the limit.

Bonus Seedub below the thingy:

McCain was last seen disappearing into a drug-smuggling tunnel in Nogales with a machete & a dog-eared copy of The Necronmicon.

That was so good I want to dip my balls in it.

posted by Dave In Texas at 08:01 PM

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