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April 10, 2010

Overnight Open Thread

Hello, hello all M&Ms. Welcome to your regularly scheduled CatSaturday night ONT here at the AoS mansion.

Liquor Store Burglary FAIL

This has to be one of the most hapless criminals ever. I count at least 3 major falls any of which should have stunned him and convinced him this was a bad idea. I would say that he had a really bad robbery plan but that's probably giving him more credit than he deserves.

Lindsey Graham and Chuck Schumer To Introduce Amnesty Bill
I've never understood why Graham had such a hard-on for amnesty. Can there be that many illegals in SC? Is he that beholden to illegal-hiring industries or does he just want to be seen as a 'nice' guy?

Oh how I loathe that man from his holier-than-thou attitude down to his goofy little boy haircut, puffy face, and his whiny twangy accent. South Carolina I blame you for this abomination of a RINO.


41,338,740: New High Score Set in Asteroids!
The previous high score has stood for 28 years until it was broken this past Monday by a Seattle locksmith, John McAllister. It took the 41-year old 58 continuous hours of play to set the new record. And based on that I'm guessing that there's not a Mrs. McAllister around.


Tuxcedo Cat Falls Off The Table

And of course there's Standing Cat

Fixed Gear Bicycles Arrive at Walmart, Hipsters Hardest Hit
I never understood the appeal of fixies - bikes without brakes just seem like the stupidest idea ever.

Introducing the Most Masculine Cologne Ever*


* Well except for Eau de Bronson

Woman Nearly Kills Boyfriend With Boobies During Sex
She has a 40LL bosom and apparently he likes to be smothered with them. Until he started heading into the light.


Even The KKK Repudiates the Westboro Church
For being too hateful.

The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla. And don't forget about the Job Bank.

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