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Open Thread For "Someguy" to Sadly Instruct Us How We've Disappointed and Failed Him This DayShockingly enough, it turns out that "someguy" isn't pleased today. We're all letting him down -- myself first and foremost -- but seriously, none of you is earning gold stars from him either. It's kind of a pointless isn't it? He elaborates: No fair! Rob Crawford observes: "someguy" is a champion of liberty who spends his time telling other people how they should spend their time. But true as that is, I am creating this thread so that "someguy," who never relents in shaking his head in disappointment and instructing everyone else "You're doing it wrong," to explain the great contributions he has made to the cause today. Since he is obviously so expert at politics, philosophy, marketing and organizing, I trust this list will not only be rather long, but also be real-world actions, rather than just whining like a bitch on the blogs of his betters. I sincerely hope that this tremendous asset to the cause, who has nothing but terrific ideas about how to advance our agenda, is actually heeding his own advice, and not "wasting time and energy" pissing and moaning in blogs' comments. So, someguy -- please do tell. Tell me what you've accomplished today. Have you even managed to put positive distance between your fat useless ass and your bedpan? Oh -- I Guess That's a Pretty Good List After All. "Someguy" always gets very quiet when I ask him to stop ordering people to do things and ask him for a list of things he's actually done himself -- I presume this is due to modesty -- but "Sgt. Fury" steps in and gives "someguy" the credit he's too humble to give himself. Sumguy Action Items Completed April 7, 2010 | Recent Comments
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