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April 07, 2010

Open Thread For "Someguy" to Sadly Instruct Us How We've Disappointed and Failed Him This Day

Shockingly enough, it turns out that "someguy" isn't pleased today. We're all letting him down -- myself first and foremost -- but seriously, none of you is earning gold stars from him either.

It's kind of a pointless isn't it?

The media is biased towards Democrats? Do fucking tell!

It's not fisking. It's whinging.

They're winning, and we're whining about it. The "fisk" is the equivalent of a schoolyard loser yelling "no fair!" I want to win ... not whine.

Republicans have to put up or shut up. Buy these companies and fire these people. That's the Chicago Way. That's how you get Capone.

You put theirs in the morgue.

Or you can be a crybaby.

Your choice.

He elaborates:

No fair!

What does that sound like to you? How did the pussy yelling "no fair" in the schoolyard come off to you?

My point isn't that the analysis is faulty. It is that it is pointless and wastes time and energy better spent. It doesn't really break any new ground; doesn't convert any undecided voters. And it stands in the place of commentary that could convince voters that America is on the wrong track ... such as a discussion of the media prepping the landscape for a VAT tax by interviewing Paul Volcker.

Or 20% unemployment.

That's what we should be analyzing today. Not whining about media bias. Everybody who cares about media bias is already aware of media bias..

Rob Crawford observes:

"someguy" is a champion of liberty who spends his time telling other people how they should spend their time.

But true as that is, I am creating this thread so that "someguy," who never relents in shaking his head in disappointment and instructing everyone else "You're doing it wrong," to explain the great contributions he has made to the cause today.

Since he is obviously so expert at politics, philosophy, marketing and organizing, I trust this list will not only be rather long, but also be real-world actions, rather than just whining like a bitch on the blogs of his betters.

I sincerely hope that this tremendous asset to the cause, who has nothing but terrific ideas about how to advance our agenda, is actually heeding his own advice, and not "wasting time and energy" pissing and moaning in blogs' comments.

So, someguy -- please do tell. Tell me what you've accomplished today. Have you even managed to put positive distance between your fat useless ass and your bedpan?

Oh -- I Guess That's a Pretty Good List After All. "Someguy" always gets very quiet when I ask him to stop ordering people to do things and ask him for a list of things he's actually done himself -- I presume this is due to modesty -- but "Sgt. Fury" steps in and gives "someguy" the credit he's too humble to give himself.

Sumguy Action Items Completed April 7, 2010

1. Called Lib brother in law and told him Obama Sucks! Then hung up! HA!

2. Concerned Trolled Daily Kos for 3 hours. HA!

3. Coffee with a nice danish and a change of the colostomy bag.

4. PUNCHED UP FOR TWO FUCKING HOURS!

5. LOL'd at stupid conservatives punching down, EVERYWHERE!

6. Logged onto AofSHQ and gave them the what for!! HA HA HA!


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