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April 05, 2010

Japan Moves Ever Closer to Holy Grail of Science -- An Electronic Gadget You Can Have Sex With

Since he first emerged from his caves to gaze into the sky, man has always dreamed of getting it on with twins, one a human being, the other, a robot.


Aim here on my dirty robotic sister!

The robot smiled and furrowed its brow in almost simultaneous mimicry of the woman, whose face was filmed with a video camera which then provided information on her expressions to the robot through electric signals. "I felt like I had a twin sister," the woman told reporters afterwards.

The developers said they expected the robot to be eventually used in real-life situations, for example in hospitals.

Hospitals, right. Like in Double-D Cyborg Nurses 4.

Bonus: Cracked's List of Amazing Warporn Weapons. I'm especially interested in Number 4, the ARSS, an unmanned aerial cybernetic sniper platform.

That's why they're building ARSS (yes, it's pronounced "arse") to straight up murder you from the sky while the pilot lounges comfortably on a recliner miles away drinking a cocktail out of a halved coconut.

ARSS is nothing less than a goddamn aerial sniper bot, complete with a .338 rifle that fires seven to 10 rounds a second, with "extreme precision." Though that two-word phrase seems a bit insufficient for something that can fire large caliber bullets that will punch through body armor from 10 football fields away. Silently. From the sky.


New Concepts in Punishment: Sheriff Joe Forcing Fat Inmates to Exercise. Pretty damn funny -- he's got them pedaling on electricity-producing stationary bicycles to power their televisions.



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