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February 10, 2010

National Enquirer: Senator Happy-Pants Proposes to Reille Hunter?

Well, he does have a daughter by her.

True? Who knows.

John Edwards has proposed to his mistress Rielle Hunter, and is buying a luxury $3.5 million beachfront home where they can live happily ever after with their love child, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.

The disgraced presidential candidate popped the question at the same time he told Rielle that he'd be issuing a press statement finally confirming he fathered her daughter Frances Quinn, close sources told The ENQUIRER.

Edwards, 56, released that statement on Jan. 21, and just six days later a spokesperson for his cancer-stricken wife Elizabeth confirmed the couple had legally separated after 32 years of marriage. Sources say they expect to be officially divorced within a year, paving the way for the ex-senator to make Rielle, 45, his wife.

Why didn't you come to me like a f*cking man and tell me not to propose to my babymama until after 1) I'm actually divorced or 2) the wife I've been cheating on has succumbed to her terminal cancer?

This is just the perfect storybook feel-good Valentine's Day story, isn't it?


Racist teabagging sons-a-bitches.

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