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December 18, 2009

Obama Offers $33 Billion for Climate Sins

That is a boatload of indulgences.

However Gaia is not sufficiently appeased, so she's going to kick some ass in the northeast this weekend.

Before Twitter got hacked by the Iranian Cyber Army last night (handy email address in the logo) I saw ace mention that he and his brother have decided it'd be a good idea to start making up awards to give to Obama in order to distract him for a while. This idea has the virtue of simplicity and high likelihood of success, in that it appeals to his 8-lanes wide streak of narcissism. I suggest the next major award celebrate his unwavering commitment to the little guy getting screwed over by the credit card companies, the 2010 Reduced Lines of Credit and Lifetime Write-Off Achievement Award.

He's more than earned it.

So let's come up with some awards. What the hell, it's FiAF and I know you weren't planning on doing any work today.


Thanks to ace. The real one.


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