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December 15, 2009

I Think I See, Indeed I See, The Neural Singularity

I think I see
Indeed I see
the
Neural
Singularity

Stewed in juices
some of which
were my own
A unified blog-driven
voice has
all but grown.

The science is settled;
so let me be clear
hockey-stick
thoughts
are
readily
homogenized here.


The benefits
accrue
to me
and
to me;
I can blog
without blogging,
Posts
spring forth
effortlessly!
I cant do it alone
although that's
how it
seems.
I owe
many thanks to
the
neural
singularity.


I wonder if sometimes
Idle thoughts do in
creep.
"If no one could tell I wasn't
writing,
are my 'honest'
thoughts all that unique?"

It would appear that
they
would not be
to me.
But I've lived
a long time
in
the
neural
singularity.

Fear not
cherished readers
who've
covered my fees.
Bandwidth costs
are now a mere
fraction
of what they used to be.
So I won't need $100 grand
to spread
groupthink
all over your
PC.
All my thoughts
are your thoughts
and now
they come
free!
With membership in
the
neural
singularity.

I wonder if Suzanne Sena
knows about this.
She hasn't joined up,
so her thoughts are a-miss.
In fact,
the only thing female
I'm able to
see
Is Sarah Palin's
uterus
screaming
truth not
to power
but
to
me.

So learn this lesson
and know
you all this.
There isn't much special
about my
Daily Dish.
Any bozo could write
it,
in fact
it's done by three!
Connected together
in
the
neural
singularity.

Yes, I think I see
Indeed I see
the
Neural
Singularity

*I better damn well get an instalanche for this epic poem! I didn't spend the last 10 minutes hastily assembling a piece about "singularities" for nothing you know.

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