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December 11, 2009

Hollywood Madam Claims: Tiger Woods Did In Fact Cut Short Careers By His Race-Conscious Choices in Fornication Partners

Now, before reading too much into this, take into account the teller of this tale is a madam. A procuress. A whoremonger, or, I guess, a whoremistress.

That's not to say she's definitely lying. But it is to say she's a criminal (prostitution is criminal in California, right?), and, one can hazard to guess, somewhat mercenary in her motivations and probably not someone whose integrity and honesty are indisputably solid.

One might also guess that for some people, the chance to grab a bit of notoriety on the tails of a big story would be an attractive proposition.

That said, she claims Woods spent $60,000 on hookers. Big cheesecake picture of one of his alleged favorites at the link.

PS: Sorry about all this fluff! I can't seem to motivate to get on to real news stories.

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