Report: Dead Mystery Al Qaeda Leader Was Number 3 Man In The Organization

Congratulations Abu Yahya al-Libi, you're the latest winner in the CIA's 72 Virgins Sweepstakes!

Abu Yahya al-Libi is the spiritual successor to Palestinian philosopher Abu Azzam - and the inspiration for much of Bin Laden's beliefs, according to CBS News chief foreign affairs correspondent Lara Logan. He is very powerful and believed by some to be the natural successor to Bin Laden.

Intelligence officials have confirmed that the pace of attacks by armed unmanned aerial vehicles has increased during the Obama administration.

Poor bastard, he just missed out on being captured which would have meant an all expense paid trip to NYC, which is lovely this time of year.

It's still unconfirmed but it's being reported by Lara Logan who, despite the fact she is pumping out kids like a rabbit these days, is still hot so I believe her.

BTW-Follow the link to the bottom for some very funny snark.

*Yes, I'm forgoing the "killed by this and that but mostly that" formulation because Ace did it last night.

posted by DrewM. at 04:20 PM

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