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December 08, 2009

Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Good evening morons.

Average Age at First Sex by Country
Why oh why couldn't my middle school have sponsored a class trip to Iceland? Also are Indians that prudish or just good liars?


Pretension Watch: Okay this week I've been hearing commentators pronouncing Copenhagen as 'copen-HAH-gan' instead of the usual 'copen-HAY-gen'. I guess this is supposed to sound more authentic or something.

Now I'm no Scandi gutterspeak expert but I am pretty sure that most words in the Filthy Tongue are not pronounced the way they look to us. And according to a co-worker who speaks Danish they actually pronounce København more like 'coop-en-hown'. So there pretentious snoti-snots.

7 ways to officially tell if you’re drinking too much
True story: As a kid I always assumed without asking that one of uncles was retarded since whenever I saw him (which was pretty much only on holidays) he was slow-moving, slurred his speech, and kinda slow. It wasn't until years later as a teenager that I realized that he was just drunk which was sorta a relief.

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So those giant ground sloths were already dead when when we found them? Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Just in case you want to make your sword or suit of armor or sumptin.

I saw Levi Johnston lastnight in a commercial for pistachios.
Ugh. Really is this the kind of celebrity they want. Conservatives hate him for being low-life douchebag. And liberals only like having him around in so far that he damages Sarah Palin. Does anyone actually like him enough to buy a product he endorses?

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