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Unprecedented Incompetence at the White House: The Administration Didn't Even Know What It Had Ordered Gen. McChrystal To DoBy early October, it was clear that a process initially envisioned to last a few weeks would take much longer. McChrystal had assessed that the worsening situation in Afghanistan could be turned around only by a full commitment to protecting the Afghan people and building up the government, with massive new U.S. resources over many years. But the commander himself had still not had the opportunity to formally explain his position to them. Well, not everybody. NSA Jones' excuse for not even knowing what McChrystal had been ordered to do manages to demonstrate his own low-functioning retardation: "It was clear that Stan took a very literal interpretation of the intent" of the NSC document, said Jones, who had signed the orders himself. "I'm not sure that in his position I wouldn't have done the same thing, as a military commander." That's General Stan to you, spaz. The problem with these Obama folks is that they're so naive, so irreducibly ignorant of anything other than the inside of a classroom, they don't realize that when you give the U.S. armed forces a mission, they actually try to get it done. What is this bullshit? "Oh, I told him to kill the Taliban, but I didn't think he'd take it so literally." What. The. Fuck. What could it possibly have meant except "kill the Taliban." I mean, with Obama, you never know, maybe he meant "hug the Taliban." But he wouldn't use the military for that, he'd go himself, right? This is the college professor excuse. Nothing is meant "literally" in academia. Obama wanted McChrystal to interpret he was really supposed to do. I suspect a proper interpretation of "Kill the Taliban" would have been "hide" and "please don't make me look bad in front of cameras." Of course, NSA Jones doesn't have that excuse. He's a retired general and should, therefore, have known better. | Recent Comments
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