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Scandi News: Man Fails in Lifelong Dream of Lactating

Sweden. Where else.

The Swedish dad who's spent the last few months attempting to squeeze milk from his breasts has thrown in the towel, with nothing more than "sore breasts" to show for his efforts.

Student Ragnar Bengtsson, 26, said that male lactation "could prove very important for men's ability to get much closer to their children at an early stage".

Child Welfare Services just emailed me to say male lactation could be very important for men's ability to have their children taken from that at an early stage.

...

His efforts, which involved "stimulating his breasts with a pump" at three-hour intervals, were followed by a television crew...

Assuming he's not just punking the media: Some people take this "gender is just a state of mind" thing kind of literally, eh?

Why didn't he also endeavor to grow a detachable tail like a salamander? Maybe species is a state of mind too. Don't impose you speciesist categories on me, man.

Thanks to ArthurK.



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