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November 26, 2009

HARRY.REAM.ME.TXT: The Leaked Emails of AoSHQ

I just got word that our emails, too, had been hacked. Possibly by a "whistleblower."

Since they're all coming out, I guess the only option I have is to "get in front of the story" and disclose them myself.

Note that any time we seem to be saying something conspiratorial, or insulting about you, it's "taken out of context," and who can remember the context of emails written three days ago?

LauraW to Inner_Circle

flenser is getting close to the truth about Allahpundit

Dave to Inner_Circle

Some of the commenters know about Drew on Twitter but they don't know the alias he's using now for the private stuff.

Ace to Inner_Circle

Re: disclosures

Can you delete the emails where we all called Warden a soft-handed cakeboy? I have contacted steve_in_hb and he will be doing so as

Gabriel Malor to Inner_Circle

I'm a little concerned that the readers have cottoned to our fudged double posts. Maybe it'd be best if Lauraw did it for a while? She's got cred.

Ace to Inner_Circle

Re: Double posting

George Soros demands a certain schedule for my double-posting. It has to be me, specifically, per the terms of my contract. I will float the idea that LauraW might do it for a while, but he's not a fan of hers, as he was bitten by a seahorse as a child.

Please delete this email immediately.

LauraW to Inner_Circle

I applied a VERY ARTIFICAL reason for double post!!

Skimming headlines never gets rid of the trend - so eventually I start to add extraneous updates and a new headline to mimic the effect of a new post.

Dave to Inner_Circle

Have been reworking football pick totals using last year's trick over the past 5 weeks, don't think anyone's noticed yet but if you get any requests for backup data let me know. We can probably hold it till next year.

Ace to Inner_Circle

Some of the inner circle seems to have slipped in the football pool the past few weeks. I will forward you the trick I learned from Kissing Suzie Kolber about hiding the decline.

Please delete this email, and then run a key over your cornea to obliterate the image that might persist there.

Gabriel Malor to Inner_Circle

Actually, you don't need to worry about it, guys. I've got Ben's employer's number on speed dial. We own him.

Dave to Inner_Circle

Just make sure no sudden spike; those are not easy to hide.

Please print these emails and burn or shred.

Russ to Inner_Circle

Has anyone else had a problem with their SorosCorp expense account? When I tried to donate $100 to the PelosiPAC, it told me that my transaction could not be completed today due to too much traffic on the corporate server.

Dave to Inner_Circle

You have to select the correct GL account code for that expense, it's 850-01

please delete this after reading, and wipe down your laptop screen.

Gabriel Malor to Inner_Circle

Those asswipes at DPUD want to liveblog with us. I tell you, I will be damned before I let them at our readers or share with them.

I say we just nix the whole thing if it comes to that. I think we can swing that.

Ace to Inner_Circle

I am thinking about making the entire blog unviewable by anyone. It seems that opponents -- and even some commenters -- only want to criticize us. Why should we play their game?

I am cc'ing allah and Jim Geraghty about this "phantom blogging" idea.

Please delete this email and than urinate on your computer until it shorts out.

JackM. to Inner_Circle

In Re: Lack of Epic Poems on AOSHQ, or as we call it, the "false front site."

Sorry my production of epic poems has been lacking lately. The fact is, I am so busy writing commentary for our other site, that I am simply not able to keep up my contributions to the loss leader that is AoSHQ.

Perhaps we should think about making our other site known to the AoSHQ readers? I am sure they would enjoy reading the cutting edge commentary that we have accumulated (pseudonymously) from Greg Gutfeld, Andrew Breitbart, Andrew Levy, MKH and Amanda Carpenter, Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh.

I mean, sure, the quality of the comments would probably drop if we revealed it, as Ace has frequently claimed. But I have faith that our readers, having been carefully indoctrinated over the past 6 years, will rise to the occasion.

Thoughts? Oh, and mums the word...i won't breathe a hint about our real site until everyone signs off on the "big launch" at Blogapaloozastockamont.

Russ to Inner_Circle

Anyone have any recipe ideas for tofurkey? The Mrs. and I decided to go meatless this Thanksgiving, and I'm looking for ways to spice it up a little

Ace to Inner_Circle

You're just *going* meatless *now*?

How the hell did you get blogging pass? We're all vegans.

This is intolerable. You *kill animals* to eat them.

I am extremely disappointed.

Please delete this email and then break into the Google and blow up the entire server hub. Shouldn't be that hard. I saw them do it in the Matrix 2.

Dave to Inner_Circle

Ace, here's how November is shaping up. I don't think we'll have any surprises, should be able to close the financials by Wednesday.


Advertising $23,650.47
Contributions $8,066.50
Other $2,357.36


Salaries $14,406.85
Depreciation $3,045.90
Insurance $904.40
Accruals $4,050.38
Interest Exp. $1,960.43

Gross Profit $9,706.37

Taxes $2,234.56

Net Income $7,471.81
Dividends $2,036.32

Transfer to $5,435.49

Note: 401k accruals will be paid in January.

Ace to Inner_Circle

Dave, you're still not getting dental. Just FYI.

Ace to Inner_Circle

LauraW, I need you to make sure that link of the busty lesbian pron picture I put up that time is completely erased from Google's cache.

If people get a good look at the picture they're going to realize they were dudes.

I don't know who the whistleblower is, but I notice Purple Avenger and DrewM. and Slublog don't have any emails disclosed. I find that worrying.

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