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November 25, 2009

Overnight Open Thread - Thanksgiving Eve Edition (Mætenloch)

Good evening morons! I hope all of you are ready for Turkey Day and visiting family. And just to get to get you in the mood for it, here's a little family-time video. Good times, good times.

Some Classic Carol Burnett Show
It's Mama's birthday and sister Ellen is coming to visit. Part 2 is here where you find out what Eunice got Mama.

Are You Ready To Play Thanksgiving Bingo?
Even with a semi-normal family you've still got a decent chance of winning.

Levi Johnston's Mom Gets 3 Years in Prison for Selling Oxycontin
Her attorney claims that Obamacare would have prevented all this. Apparently with the public option she wouldn't have needed to sell the Oxycontin prescribed to her in order to buy uh, other pain medicine.

5 Crappy Musicians Whose Music Will Get You Laid
Well except for Jack Johnson I'd say it's worth it.

Russian Gold!
Meanwhile the Royal Canadian Mint seems to have misplaced $15 million dollars worth of gold.


The Chinese Monkey Man
Or maybe he's just a balding panda.

Are the 23-year Coma Man's Words Bogus?
He seems to have some level of consciousness, but I'm very skeptical of facilitated communication. It's basically a modern version of the Ouija board.

Calorie Burning Shoes
I guess they give you a workout while building up your calves. Almost makes up for the ugliness.

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