Whoops: Story Pulled; Hey, Let's Instead Talk about the Capt. "Sully" Sullenberger Plan for Marital Bliss

Damn. The drive to get up a quick, cheap post got me into trouble here.

Story posted below. Drew tells me that not only is this story three years old, but it's been debunked and retracted.

And you know what? Now I remember that. Five minutes ago? Nothing. Now? Face red.

Okay, so, in addition to using this to slam me for being stupid, let me promote this story out of the sidebar and on to the the main page. Captain "Sully" Sullenberger, you'll be glad to know, is getting regular sex from his wife -- "rock star sex," he says.

All it took to turn the pooter-tap was for a near-death-experience where his extreme grace under fire saved 300 lives which then catapulted him to worldwide celebrity and a likely movie-of-the-week bidding war.

So, guys: That's all it takes. So stop complaining.

(Oh, by the way, it went unreported, but Capt. Sully also got hit by a radioactive meteor that gave him the mystical power of having a dick the size of a Jart. So, again: There's the secret, easily achievable by most husbands, so shut up already, your wives just want you to take some initiative.)

Original errant post below the fold.

Sounds like a Plan.

Human rights groups are raising alarms over a new law passed by the Iranian parliament that would require the country's Jews and Christians to wear coloured badges to identify them and other religious minorities as non-Muslims.

"This is reminiscent of the Holocaust," said Rabbi Marvin Hier, the dean of the Simon Wiesenthal Center in Los Angeles. "Iran is moving closer and closer to the ideology of the Nazis."

How so?*

* This joke really only works if I say it loud but I'll try for it in print anyway. I'm going for the joke where this is obviously, incandescently a Nazi move, but all innocently, I ask "In what way?," because I'm retarded, and am having trouble seeing the connection.

See? I told you it only works if it's said out loud.

Thanks to mac.

posted by Ace at 04:04 PM

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