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November 17, 2009

Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Welcome to the boringest night of the week.

Taylor has the best 19th birthday ever on the Price is Right
I just hope it's not all downhill from here.


This Year Why Not Try a Turducken for Thanksgiving
It's a turkey stuffed with boneless duck and chicken and each is filled with a cornbread-pork stuffing.

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Pirate Update: Somalia Pirates Capture Smuggled Cruise Missiles and the Royal Navy watched helplessly as Somali pirates seized two British hostages.
Also Reapers in the area are now carrying unidentified pods.

Aerobics Championship, 1987-style

Grow Your Breast Back?
New technique supposedly allows women to grow back a breast after mastectomy and takes about 8 months.

Tonight's post brought to you by x-ray vision:

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