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November 04, 2009

CNN: Seriously, We're Begging You, This Election Was Not About Our Boyfriend At All

He's still awesome!1!!!1!

Stop saying mean stuff about him or he'll kick your azz!! bc he is tuff and he is a football hero and u shut up!!! kthxbai.

Victories in New Jersey and Virginia Tuesday provided a major shot in the arm for the Republican Party heading into the 2010 elections, but the Democratic losses of these two governorships should not be interpreted as a significant blow to President Obama.

Should not be. We're warning you.

While the economy and jobs were the chief concern for voters in both states, 26 percent of New Jersey residents said property taxes was also a major issue, while another 20 percent mentioned corruption, according to CNN exit polling. In a similar CNN survey taken in Virginia, health care was the most important issue for 24 percent of the voters, while 15 percent named taxes and transportation was mentioned by 7 percent.

Ah, the top concerns were merely the economy and jobs; those have nothing at all to do with President Peter Principle.

And taxes and corruption? Pshaw! Even less to do with the socialist Chicago machine pol.

Further proof that this election was not solely focused on Obama, 56 percent of Virginians said that the president was not a factor when it came down to their vote. In New Jersey, that number increased to 60 percent of the people who went to the polls on Tuesday.

Yes, only 44% and 39% considered the election to be a referendum on Obama in those two states so of course it was not a referendum at all.

now shut up and stop talkin shit or i swearz I will take u outside the quad and beat u up!11!! hez TEH ROXXOR and i love him so much it hurtz


Via the perspicacious Slublog.



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