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September 30, 2009

Unearthed: The Lost Review of "Hannah Montana: The Movie," Reviewed by Roman Polanski

Via Dahlhalla, via Andy Levy, one of the hottest reviews I have ever had the great erotic pleasure of reading.

Hannah Montana: The Movie is like an erotic daydream dealing with lust, taboo, and human nature. On the surface the film is a simple morality tale, but its depths surpass understanding. Over the past month I have watched the film more than 30 times, and I have analyzed it shot by shot. But the more clearly I see its physical manifestation, the more I am stirred by its erotic mystery.

...

Enter Miley Stewart (Miley Cyrus), a charming brunette nymphet in her early teens. Like most girls her age, Miley is trapped in a sexual purgatory; she has the innocence and wonder of a child coupled with the budding desires and feminine charms of a woman.

More Seriously... Ann Althouse has some questions for a supposed philosopher defending the erudite, elegant child-rapist Roman Polanski.


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