"Nice Command & Control Plane You've Got There...Would Be A Shame If Something Happened To It"

Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A little TOO ironic. I really do think.

With all the international saber rattling going on right now over Iran's nuclear program, am I the only one who thinks that THIS should be a front page story? The ONE Airborne Command & Control platform in Iran crashes during a "dog & pony show" for Dear Leader Immadinnerjacket?

And how will Iran blame this on the Joooooos? Are they going to say that one of the F-5 escort pilots, who OBVIOUSLY were the cream of the crop when it comes to Iranian Combat Pilots, was a Joooooooo sleeper agent? Or will they simply blame a flock of Zionist Geese for crashing the plane?

And if the plane landed on Khomeni's tomb, like the early reports are saying, this should be FREAKIN' GOLD for all the "truther" elements in the Middle East. "Fire Can't Melt Hummus" and "Why Did All The Joooooos Call In Sick On The Day Of The Big Airshow?" should make great T-shirt slogans.

If Obama & Biden weren't such bucket-headed mouthbreathers, I'd say "Good job outta you, covert CIA teams". But we're in a Post-American world, where CIA operatives spend more time answering questions at Holder's justice department than they do helping overseas proponents of democracy monkeywrench up their oppressive governments.

No, if anyone deserves kudos for this move, its the Mossad. And Rove/Cheney, naturally.

(hat tip to both Instapundit & the Jawas for bringing this story to our attention)

UPDATE

I was washing my hair.
Honest
Posted by: Ziva David at September 23, 2009 08:46 PM

You Morons complete me. I'm super cereal here!

posted by Russ from Winterset at 08:36 PM

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