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September 13, 2009

Last Night's Moron Meetup

Some of us were having difficulty walking in a straight line quite early in the evening, and things just kept getting better after that. Would like to apologize for anything anybody might happen to unfortunately remember.

Ace was there. Dave in Texas was there. Drew M was there. Wiserbud, Sassypants, african chick, Doubleplus Undead, alexthechick, Alice H, sickinmass, and many other spectacular Morons and lurkers. Looked like a couple dozen of us were there.

We had fun. Pretty sure that I fondled and slobbered all over King Ewok against his will. Tough cookies, he'll live. My head hurts, my husband isn't speaking to me, there's graffiti on my hump, and this is not my brassiere.

We had a great time! You shoulda been there dude!

Many thanks to Sassypants, who arranged the whole thing.

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