Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
« Awesome: "This is Seryoos!" | Main | Blago administration "go to" guy found dead due to "aspirin overdose" »
September 12, 2009

Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Welcome to Saturday night. And if you're reading this, you should really consider whether you have something better to do. Me, I've gone off to Vegas for a few days. So while I'm busy enjoying the VIP lifestyle here at The Brown Nugget, you'll have to find some way to entertain yourselves. I leave you the following to gnaw on in my absence...

Item #1: Four Weddings And A Wedding
I present to you five different weddings:
1. A Flintstones Wedding
2. A Gundam Wedding
3. A Star Wars Wedding
4. A Bee Wedding
5. A Feminist Wedding
I know some of the morons disapprove of novelty weddings, but take a look at these and see if you can predict which marriages are going to last. Also I realized after the fact that I've listed them roughly in the order of how much fun they seemed. Feel free to disagree but you must show your work.


Item #2: How To Throw Cards
And on a purely unrelated note lets talk about how to turn everyday items such as cards into weapons you can use to take down muggers, hobos, and the occasional terrorist. Ricky Jay is the world acclaimed master of card throwing and his book, "Cards As Weapons", is now considered the bible of the field. Used copies now go for hundreds of dollars, but you can read an online copy here. Just remember: With great power comes great responsibility.

Tonight's post brought to you by the art of directing:


Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace.

digg this
posted by xgenghisx at 08:30 PM

| Access Comments

Recent Comments
JayHawkfan63: "My understanding is the New World gave Europe Syph ..."

BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4[/i][/s][/b][/u]: "The new band is a lot tighter than the previous on ..."

Andy_in_Colorado: "In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally im ..."

Diogenes : "My understanding is the New World gave Europe Syph ..."

DB- just DB: "'What did you do in the war, daddy?''Played the tu ..."

I Have Questions: "It occurs to me that putting together private secu ..."

Hairyback Guy: "Lenin had syphilis. The commie disease. ..."

BifBewalski - sinis est culus: "Gonorrhea, though that's noting to clap about. ..."

RoyalOil: " This time. Perhaps. Bring that shit to my town ..."

Colin: "You have to admit those cameo outfits the sheriff ..."

blake - semi lurker in marginal standing: "I thought that was Madonna? Posted by: Two Weeks ..."

runner: "This staying up late is exhausting. ..."

Recent Entries

Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64