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September 12, 2009

Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Welcome to Saturday night. And if you're reading this, you should really consider whether you have something better to do. Me, I've gone off to Vegas for a few days. So while I'm busy enjoying the VIP lifestyle here at The Brown Nugget, you'll have to find some way to entertain yourselves. I leave you the following to gnaw on in my absence...

Item #1: Four Weddings And A Wedding
I present to you five different weddings:
1. A Flintstones Wedding
2. A Gundam Wedding
3. A Star Wars Wedding
4. A Bee Wedding
5. A Feminist Wedding
I know some of the morons disapprove of novelty weddings, but take a look at these and see if you can predict which marriages are going to last. Also I realized after the fact that I've listed them roughly in the order of how much fun they seemed. Feel free to disagree but you must show your work.

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Item #2: How To Throw Cards
And on a purely unrelated note lets talk about how to turn everyday items such as cards into weapons you can use to take down muggers, hobos, and the occasional terrorist. Ricky Jay is the world acclaimed master of card throwing and his book, "Cards As Weapons", is now considered the bible of the field. Used copies now go for hundreds of dollars, but you can read an online copy here. Just remember: With great power comes great responsibility.

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