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September 09, 2009

Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Happy Hump Day all. No kittehs for you because of the internet ban and all. But tonight we deal with a serious issue:

Hating The Gingers
While we've been focusing on the Scandis and other Icebacks, the Gingers have taken advantage of this temporary respite by organizing and making their move to force society to accept them as human beings.

Ground zero was in the town of Breda in the Netherlands this past weekend where they had a Red Hair Day. In a sign of how far the Dutch have fallen, these ginger daywalkers were allowed to gather in public without even the smallest acts of violence against them. Unlike in Britain and Canada where they know to deal with the ginger problem.

It Could Happen Here so don't forget that Nov. 20th is Kick a Ginger Day and get those steel toes sharpened up.

Update: Contrary to what their allies in the MSM tell you, gingers do not in fact have souls.

Oh and for you morons who leave the house and pay money to see movies in an actual theater, there's a site that tells you exactly when in a movie it's safe to use the bathroom - runpee.com. Your bladder and the person using the seat in the next show will thank you.


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* Okay a shameful secret: my sister was born a ginger. Unlike some we choose not to talk about it. And no, there is no cure.

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