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September 03, 2009

Japan's New First Lady Not Weird at All (for Japan)

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Miyuki Hatoyama, 66, the charismatic wife of the leader of the incoming Democratic Party of Japan (DPJ), has also described how she met Tom Cruise in a former life and enjoys "eating" the sun for energy.

Writing in a book published last year, she said: "While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus. It was a very beautiful place and it was really green."

Her husband, incidentally, is nicknamed "The Alien" for his (supposedly) enormous eyes.

In related news, the American First Lady once traveled to Camp Kittimer.

Not really related: Fan-made Dune Legos kit.

Thanks to Grey Fox, Ogre Gunner, and Dave @ Garfield Ridge.

Oh: And the chupacabra corpse is now on display.

Some say it's a hairless dog.

But other people are silly.

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