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Report: Hollywood Is Rebooting The Office Into The Office Cinematic Universe (TOCU) Because Everything Is Stupid Now
UK Study: Puberty Blockers Given to Teens -- Get This -- Worsened Their Mental Illnesses Rather Than Abating Them
Whoa: Anthony Fauci Was "Smuggled" Into CIA Headquarters, With No Record Of His Coming or Going, In Order to Help Shape the CIA's Stories on Covid-19's Origins
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Black ChappaquiddiCare-Supporting Congresswoman: Opponents Trying to Destroy First President "Who Looks Like Me"
Yes, indeed! It's all about race. How I remember we screamed and screeched when that black-as-the-ace-of-spades Bill Clinton sent his kinky-haired wife Hillary to Capitol Hill to sell the plan that Kool-cigarettes-enthusiast Howard Ickes had come up with.
We just opposed that plan because all those swarthy African-Americans (we all come from Africa, you know) had come up with it -- Bill "B. Diddy" Clinton, Hillary "LadyHuimpz" Clinton, and Howard "Kid Grind" Ickes. That whole posse of electric boogaloo DC MCs and all of their DJs, dancers, and special guest robot-voice vocalists.
Same thing now:
Correction: Captain Hate says it's Harold, not Howard, Ickes.
Wrong man. Harold Ickes was his slave name.
He changed it.
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Daily Tech News 28 September 2023
Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (9/27/23)
Couchbutt Cafe
Quick Hits
Supermarkets Are Closing in Chicago Due to Mass Looting, So the Woke Mayor Proposes... the State Opening Its Own Supermarkets So That Thieves Still Have Stores to Loot From
Report: Hollywood Is Rebooting The Office Into The Office Cinematic Universe (TOCU) Because Everything Is Stupid Now
UK Study: Puberty Blockers Given to Teens -- Get This -- Worsened Their Mental Illnesses Rather Than Abating Them
Whoa: Anthony Fauci Was "Smuggled" Into CIA Headquarters, With No Record Of His Coming or Going, In Order to Help Shape the CIA's Stories on Covid-19's Origins
Hunter's Chinese "Business" Partners Wired $250,000 to... Joe Biden's Home Address
Grifting Obamas: Michelle Obama Charged $750,000 For a Single One-Hour Speech
Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (9/27/23)
Couchbutt Cafe
Quick Hits
Supermarkets Are Closing in Chicago Due to Mass Looting, So the Woke Mayor Proposes... the State Opening Its Own Supermarkets So That Thieves Still Have Stores to Loot From
Report: Hollywood Is Rebooting The Office Into The Office Cinematic Universe (TOCU) Because Everything Is Stupid Now
UK Study: Puberty Blockers Given to Teens -- Get This -- Worsened Their Mental Illnesses Rather Than Abating Them
Whoa: Anthony Fauci Was "Smuggled" Into CIA Headquarters, With No Record Of His Coming or Going, In Order to Help Shape the CIA's Stories on Covid-19's Origins
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