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August 28, 2009

Black ChappaquiddiCare-Supporting Congresswoman: Opponents Trying to Destroy First President "Who Looks Like Me"

Yes, indeed! It's all about race. How I remember we screamed and screeched when that black-as-the-ace-of-spades Bill Clinton sent his kinky-haired wife Hillary to Capitol Hill to sell the plan that Kool-cigarettes-enthusiast Howard Ickes had come up with.

We just opposed that plan because all those swarthy African-Americans (we all come from Africa, you know) had come up with it -- Bill "B. Diddy" Clinton, Hillary "LadyHuimpz" Clinton, and Howard "Kid Grind" Ickes. That whole posse of electric boogaloo DC MCs and all of their DJs, dancers, and special guest robot-voice vocalists.


Same thing now:

Correction: Captain Hate says it's Harold, not Howard, Ickes.

Wrong man. Harold Ickes was his slave name.

He changed it.


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