Ace of Spades HQ

« Obama's $9.05 Trillion Deficit Actually Depends on Stunning Growth to Stay at that "Low" Level | Main | I'm Voting For Her Just Based on Her Name »

August 28, 2009

Black ChappaquiddiCare-Supporting Congresswoman: Opponents Trying to Destroy First President "Who Looks Like Me"

Yes, indeed! It's all about race. How I remember we screamed and screeched when that black-as-the-ace-of-spades Bill Clinton sent his kinky-haired wife Hillary to Capitol Hill to sell the plan that Kool-cigarettes-enthusiast Howard Ickes had come up with.

We just opposed that plan because all those swarthy African-Americans (we all come from Africa, you know) had come up with it -- Bill "B. Diddy" Clinton, Hillary "LadyHuimpz" Clinton, and Howard "Kid Grind" Ickes. That whole posse of electric boogaloo DC MCs and all of their DJs, dancers, and special guest robot-voice vocalists.

Same thing now:

Correction: Captain Hate says it's Harold, not Howard, Ickes.

Wrong man. Harold Ickes was his slave name.

He changed it.

posted by Ace at 03:22 PM

| Access Comments


Advertise Here! Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Recent Entries Monday Overnight Open Thread (10/21/19) The Soyciety Pages Etymologies of All the Old-Timey Synonyms For "Whore" Found in the Dungeon Masters Guide "Random Harlot Encounters" Table Air Canada Will No Longer Address Passengers As "Ladies and Gentlemen," In Order to Respect the 0.1% of Mentally Unwell People Who Say They're Both, or Neither, or Maybe Unicorns Mark Hemingway: Is the Anti-Trump "Resistance" Just the Attempt of the Ruling Class/Establishment/Managerial Class to Give Legitimacy to Their Worldview of Socially-Favored Fictions? Mitt Romney's Secret Twitter Account Is Full NeverTrump and Retweets Lots of Liberals; Name Is Play on in pari delicto, "Both sides to blame" People Are Getting Very Sick of the "Extinction Rebellion" and Other Enviro-Antifa Groups Kellogg's Releases... Gay Cereal, Which is Really Just All of Its Biggest Cereals Mixed Together In a Fabulous Furry Orgy of Carbs NeverTrump Hero-Paper-Pusher Evan McMullin on Hillary Clinton's Insane Claim That Everyone Who Disagrees With Her Is a RUSSIAN Asset: #ImWithHer The Morning Rant	« Obama's $9.05 Trillion Deficit Actually Depends on Stunning Growth to Stay at that "Low" Level \| Main \| I'm Voting For Her Just Based on Her Name » August 28, 2009 Black ChappaquiddiCare-Supporting Congresswoman: Opponents Trying to Destroy First President "Who Looks Like Me" Yes, indeed! It's all about race. How I remember we screamed and screeched when that black-as-the-ace-of-spades Bill Clinton sent his kinky-haired wife Hillary to Capitol Hill to sell the plan that Kool-cigarettes-enthusiast Howard Ickes had come up with. We just opposed that plan because all those swarthy African-Americans (we all come from Africa, you know) had come up with it -- Bill "B. Diddy" Clinton, Hillary "LadyHuimpz" Clinton, and Howard "Kid Grind" Ickes. That whole posse of electric boogaloo DC MCs and all of their DJs, dancers, and special guest robot-voice vocalists. Same thing now: Correction: Captain Hate says it's Harold, not Howard, Ickes. Wrong man. Harold Ickes was his slave name. He changed it. posted by Ace at 03:22 PM \| Access Comments <script language="javascript" src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/addyn/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=700;cookie=info;target=_blank;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]"></script><noscript><a href="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adlink/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" target="_blank"><img src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adserv/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" border="0" width="300" height="250"></a></noscript>	Recent Comments Alberta Oil Peon: "Why is that middle aged lady topless? Posted by: ..." mikeyG [/i]: "[i] mikeyG @ 649- You ain't really vomited until y ..." Farmer Bob: "Anyone got any scoop on the Canadian election resu ..." Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview: "664 Y'all will be shocked to know that Kusinich is ..." BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him[/i][/s][/b][/u]: "[i] This just in....Kathleen Kennedy is going to ..." Ladyl: "664 Y'all will be shocked to know that Kusinich is ..." Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview: "Libs doing well in suburban Toronto. Cons needed a ..." boulder t'hobo: "boo! ..." Alberta Oil Peon: "I actually think Justin Trudeau looks better as a ..." Jane D'oh: "Y'all will be shocked to know that Kusinich is tel ..." Easy Andy: " Now that I think about it, Hermes was a but merc ..." Grannymimi: "Insomniac at October 21, 2019 09:26 PM (NWiLs) I a ..." Recent Entries Monday Overnight Open Thread (10/21/19) The Soyciety Pages Etymologies of All the Old-Timey Synonyms For "Whore" Found in the Dungeon Masters Guide "Random Harlot Encounters" Table Air Canada Will No Longer Address Passengers As "Ladies and Gentlemen," In Order to Respect the 0.1% of Mentally Unwell People Who Say They're Both, or Neither, or Maybe Unicorns Mark Hemingway: Is the Anti-Trump "Resistance" Just the Attempt of the Ruling Class/Establishment/Managerial Class to Give Legitimacy to Their Worldview of Socially-Favored Fictions? Mitt Romney's Secret Twitter Account Is Full NeverTrump and Retweets Lots of Liberals; Name Is Play on in pari delicto, "Both sides to blame" People Are Getting Very Sick of the "Extinction Rebellion" and Other Enviro-Antifa Groups Kellogg's Releases... Gay Cereal, Which is Really Just All of Its Biggest Cereals Mixed Together In a Fabulous Furry Orgy of Carbs NeverTrump Hero-Paper-Pusher Evan McMullin on Hillary Clinton's Insane Claim That Everyone Who Disagrees With Her Is a RUSSIAN Asset: #ImWithHer The Morning Rant Search Search this site: Polls! Polls! Polls! Election Projection Federal Review Real Clear Politics Rasmussen Reports Gallup Zogby FoxNews Polls Sabato/Crystal Ball Frequently Asked Questions What is the Deal with the Cowbell? Why is the Ace of Spades called "the Death Card"? The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick Primary Document: The Audio Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an Fckin' Hammer Top Top Tens Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really* Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) Syndicate this site (XML) Powered by Movable Type 2.64