Honduras/Zelaya Drama, Spammified [krakatoa]

Costa Rica's plan to re-seat Zelaya in Honduras is flatly turned down.

Honduras's Supreme Court has rejected a Costa Rica-brokered deal that would have restored ousted President Manuel Zelaya to power and sternly warned that he faces arrest if he returns.

In a ruling late Saturday that fell in line with similar pronouncements by the military-backed regime, the high court said that Zelaya will not be allowed to return to power, and "cannot avoid having to submit to established procedures of the penal process" should he return to Honduras.

Is it just me, or has this turned into the Monty Python Spam skit.

The Husband, played by Zelaya.
The Wife, played by Honduras.
The waitress, played by Costa Rica.
And the Vikings, played by our very own State Department.

Zelaya: You sit here, dear.

Honduras: All right.

Zelaya: Morning!

Costa Rica: Morning!

Zelaya: Well, what've you got?

Costa Rica: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and immunity; egg bacon and immunity; egg bacon sausage and immunity; socialism bacon sausage and immunity; socialism egg socialism socialism bacon and immunity; socialism sausage socialism socialism bacon socialism tomato and immunity;

Obama State Department: socialism socialism socialism socialism...

Costa Rica: ...socialism socialism socialism egg and immunity; socialism socialism socialism socialism socialism socialism baked beans socialism socialism socialism...

Obama State Department: socialism! Lovely socialism! Lovely socialism!

Costa Rica: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and socialism.

Honduras: Have you got anything without socialism?

Costa Rica: Well, there's socialism egg sausage and immunity, that's not got much socialism in it.

Honduras: I don't want ANY socialism!

Zelaya: Why can't she have egg bacon socialism and sausage?

Honduras: THAT'S got socialism in it!

Zelaya: Hasn't got as much socialism in it as socialism egg sausage and immunity, has it?

Obama State Department: socialism socialism socialism socialism... (Crescendo through next few lines...)

Honduras: Could you do the egg bacon socialism and sausage without the socialism then?

Costa Rica: Urgghh!

Honduras: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like socialism!

Obama State Department: Lovely socialism! Wonderful socialism!

Costa Rica: Shut up!

Obama State Department: Lovely socialism! Wonderful socialism!

Costa Rica: Shut up! (State Department stops) Bloody State Department! You can't have egg bacon socialism and sausage without the socialism.

Honduras: I don't like socialism!

Zelaya: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your socialism. I love it. I'm having socialism socialism socialism socialism socialism socialism socialism beaked beans socialism socialism socialism and immunity!

Obama State Department: socialism socialism socialism socialism. Lovely socialism! Wonderful socialism!

Costa Rica: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Zelaya: Well could I have her socialism instead of the baked beans then?

Costa Rica: You mean socialism socialism socialism socialism socialism socialism... (but it is too late and the State Department drown her words)

Obama State Department: (Singing elaborately...) socialism socialism socialism socialism. Lovely socialism! Wonderful socialism! socialism spa-a-a-a-a-am socialism spa-a-a-a-a-am socialism. Lovely socialism! Lovely socialism! Lovely socialism! Lovely socialism! Lovely socialism! socialism socialism socialism socialism!

posted by xgenghisx at 07:41 PM

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