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August 21, 2009

Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Well another week has come and gone. No pots of gold from the sky, but then no major disasters or kittehs either. Sadly due to the carelessness of a certain moronette who shall remain nameless the genghis managed to escape. There haven't been any sighting yet, but based on some clues from his last emails, he seems to be on a mission to take down 'Big Brothel' whatever that is. So be on the lookout if you're in the Nevada or Thailand area.

Anyway here are a few items that you may enjoy:

Item #1: Really Crappy Taxidermy
I know that taxidermy is a skill as well as an a art and everyone has to start somewhere. But really some of these are so awful that it seems a shame to have wasted perfectly good fur and horns. If one of these was my starter mount, I think I would just burn it and hope the next one is decent enough to actually show to another human being. But apparently there are enough examples of bad taxidermy that there is an entire blog dedicated to it.

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Item #2: The Worst Boyfriends From Television and Movies
Yeah we know that women are attracted to bad boys, but a lot of these guys are just cads, losers, and/or sociopaths. Now as a scientist-type I do respect empirical results and so if this is what charms the ladies well who am I to judge. So the question becomes which of these douchebags I should model myself after. I'm thinking a Zabka-Bond hybrid might be just the perfect combination.


Tonight's post brought to you by Jack:

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Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace.

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