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July 15, 2009
Doomsday: Monkey-Robot Alliance Against Mankind Takes Shape
Pictured: "Binky" and the cybernetic death-claw
Finally-- A monkey has been given a brain implant allowing him to mind-control a powerful robotic arm.
I was just asking my friend the other day -- "When are they going to give a monkey a brain-implant allowing him to mind-control a powerful robotic arm?"
And my friend said "Shyah. Keep dreamin'."
Well. Now who's the asshole, eh?