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July 09, 2009

Man Married to Most Beautiful Woman In History of History Is Married to the Most Beautiful Woman In History of History, But Not Dead

Hey, I don't know about G-8, but will you settle
for G six and a quarter?

He's even got "boner leg."

Via Drudge, thanks to AHFF Geoff.

The Other Side of the Issue:

Looks good from this angle too. But it's the rear view that gives Obama happypants.

Thanks to IreneFingIrene.

Incidentally, she's sixteen years old. Assuming she's Mayara on page 2 here.

President Short-Eyes probably shouldn't gawk at girls not even allowed to vote yet.

On the plus side, everyone with the "No" bet in the Gay Pool just cleaned up at 9 to 1 odds. That'll help the economy.

Thanks to Jenny.

Another Pic: This one of him checking out an adult woman.

He's got all the tact of a country-born wolf in a Tex Avery cartoon.

He eyes up ass like he's Indian Jones about to grab a golden Incan idol. I think he's got a half-filled sack of sand in the other hand.

The Rasmussen Passion index just went to +6 1/4.

He looks like a guy delivering a sausage pizza in a porno.

Larry Flynt just called. He wants his class and subtlety back.

He's staring at the ass like he's a Scanner with the unique power to psychically detonate the buttocks.

I don't get this one, but when a celebrity emails you, you use his joke.

Jedi Master Luke Skywalker writes:



Thanks to Carol.

Classy: Obama's new, more accurate, faux presidential seal.


Thanks to Slublog for doing that. The Latin means "What's your sign?"

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