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July 02, 2009
Cool Facts About Mark and Maria's Torrid Romance
I tried to add this to the Sanford post, but the system is doing "that thing" again.
Some budding Harlequin romance writers in the comments. ParanoidGirlinSeattle:
I think I read that book, the descriptions of the sex scenes were way over the top, lots of throbbing pulsating manhood and soft wet caves of desire.
PaleoMedic:
Her bosom heaved like a college freshman on dollar beer night."
Seems like a good game: write the book that Mark Sanford's just dying to write. At the moment I can only think of this line, borrowed from satirical playwright Chris Durang:
He came down on her with the force of a thousand violins.
I also added:
He dipped his man-spoon into her quivering cup of lady-chowder.