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May 22, 2009

FiAF- Holiday Weekend Edition

It's Fuck it All Friday again.

I ain' doin' shit today, and I suspect you ain' either.

So relax, let that paperwork fester until next week, sit back in your chair, pull the Valu-Rite out of your desk drawer and unbutton your pants. If you happen to be at work, so much the better.

Here, check this out; man arrested for being old-fashioned:

LONDON (Reuters) A man who tried to hire a prostitute to take his 14-year-old son's virginity as a present was spared jail by a court on Friday.

The Polish national took the boy out in his car and allowed him to pick out the prostitute, who was standing at the side of the road in the red-light district of Nottingham.

He got a suspended sentence.

Judge Jonathan Teare said he would spare the father jail because of his excellent character and that he believed he did not mean any harm to his son. Judge Teare made the unusual gesture of descending from the bench and embracing the man, saying "I wish you had been my daddy," and "That's some kickass old-school parenting, broheim."

Half of that last paragraph might be fabricated.

Got any good weekend plans?


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