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May 14, 2009

Pelosi Excuses Thread

Can we do this now?

Pelosi: Transcripts will prove that the person at the briefing was actually my goateed 'Evil twin'

Pelosi: Brain fleas misled me into trash-talking the CIA

Pelosi: I was physically present at the briefing, but my soul was on a mission from my Spirit Guide and did not personally witness the proceedings

Pelosi: This whole thing is a distraction cooked up by the Lizard People who have infiltrated the CIA

Pelosi: I thought it was just a rehearsal before the real meeting

If you sign off as Nancy, please sneak your nick in there too somehow, so I know who to give credit to if we do an Awards thread.

A contribution [ace]: I assumed the CIA employed a "safe word" during its torture sessions, as is the practice in my Eyes Wide Shut style sex cult.

posted by Laura. at 01:43 PM

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