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May 14, 2009
Pelosi Excuses Thread
Can we do this now?
Pelosi: Transcripts will prove that the person at the briefing was actually my goateed 'Evil twin'
Pelosi: Brain fleas misled me into trash-talking the CIA
Pelosi: I was physically present at the briefing, but my soul was on a mission from my Spirit Guide and did not personally witness the proceedings
Pelosi: This whole thing is a distraction cooked up by the Lizard People who have infiltrated the CIA
Pelosi: I thought it was just a rehearsal before the real meeting
If you sign off as Nancy, please sneak your nick in there too somehow, so I know who to give credit to if we do an Awards thread.
A contribution [ace]: I assumed the CIA employed a "safe word" during its torture sessions, as is the practice in my Eyes Wide Shut style sex cult.
posted by Laura. at
01:43 PM
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