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May 12, 2009

Shirley Jones In Playboy

Her husband is suggesting it. Ummm. Hrm.

"She's still drop-dead gorgeous, and at the age of 75, a natural beauty," Ingels told Page Six. "I'm her husband, and I think it would be sensational. Mature women are relevant."

Now, she doesn't look bad, for 75. Go to the link. She still cute. Granny-cute.

But you see that little peek of drapey wrinkly stuff under her chin?

Now imagine about five feet more of it. I think that's clear enough, don't you?

Need we go there? Do we have to get graphic about what happens to human beings as we age? Do we need to belabor the point in excruciating detail and in the crudest of terms?

I certainly hope so.

They'll have to do so much airbrushing she'll end up with a cartoon body anyway, so why bother.

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