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March 31, 2009

"Orgasmic Meditation" Guru Will Teach You Lost Art of Zen Masturbation

"You call it Orgasmic Meditation. I call it paying some pervert to watch you finger your girlfriend."


"This is a technique the Zen Masters call 'Third Base.'"

Look at that bastard's beaming grin.

Apparently the recession hasn't hit everyone yet. People still have enough money for mixed-doubles diddling lessons.

A rather odd bit of erotica for the New York Post:

With that, he guides my digit directly onto the sweet spot of a beautiful young woman who asked to be called Layla in this story.

And once you learn that, you're ready for your black belt in Advanced Nipple Tweaking.


I actually meant this for the sidebar but accidentally put it here. Ah well. So it will stay.



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